The Peacock Player | Peacock Print Pants

Introducing the Peacock player, the single greatest green peacock feather pants ever invented if anyone else even invented them. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground-shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may not be true, but we put the plumage on these New Years Eve pants anyways. New Year’s Eve is no time for modesty. It’s 2019’s final swan song and you gotta get out there and shake yo tail feather. Make us proud.